Talking to an American online yesterday...nice person really...but this bit was funny. He is Italian American and was describing a visit from some of his family members from Italy:
"They get up and eat breakfast until 9 o'clock. When you finally get them out to see something, it's about 11 o'clock, and they're already starting to get hungry again. So you take them to lunch, and that lasts about two hours, and by the time they get up from the table, most of the day is shot!"
After 20 minutes listening to this bitching - I pointed out that they had come over on vacation!
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