The Wedding Ring
A man went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland to
have his wedding ring
Cut off from his penis.
According to the nurse attending the operation, the
patient's girlfriend found the
Ring in his pants pocket.
She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she
used petroleum jelly to
Slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got
on your penis.
OR...
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Priceless
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