COMPETITION TIME!!!

ok...I got into a flow...so here's another.....




SHG is a place of contradiction,

Where truth, if it exists, is stranger than fiction.

Its decor is shabby...

Most people are flabby...

And it is ruled by a Salty affliction.



SHG is the swingers' zone

All looking for a cyber-bone.

They leave husbands and wives...

For their internet lives....

leave their kids facing life all alone.



There are bullies in SHG for sure,

It's their culture - it's what they live for....

But when faced with a zoner...

Who backs them into a corner...

They cower and complain evermore.

There is a guy called Space ,
with a Mexican looking face ,
he is an arrogant smart ass ,
who likes always to have something in his glass .

Everybody likes Nathan ,
the hero from the wgc center .
His weird sense of humor
always make for him some bad rumor .
Actually he is so nice ,
lets see who will pay the price ,
to know him so well
that he is not SO cruel .

Dance little monkeys dance up high
Never mind, monkeys the leader is by;
crow and cape, caper and crow,
There little monkeys , there you go

Up to the ceiling, down to the ground
round round and round and round
Dance, little monkey , and leader shoulda sing,
you all jump and say DING DING

Now when you go in bed
you have such a pictures in your head ,
gallant leader ride by streams
That border all land of dreams .

When the leader say JUMP
dont get you all so grump ,
listen what he says
and dont even look in his face


dance it slowly and and elegant
dont move your bodies as elephant
when the leader say DANCE
do it as he wants for once !!

Once upon a time,
where the coward will mime,
there was a sour fake,
well known as serious plague.

Do you know a google bot,
who thought she was oh so hot.
Weak men are caught in her game,
although most recognise she's lame.

She wants to fit in oh so bad,
which is kind of sad,
to be so eager, so keen,
yet no one really likes you, eileen.

This forum is such a big joke
Frequented by really sad folk
Space Phantom's a fool
He's really a tool
I don't think he's much of a bloke


Write a limerick concerning meetme?
I will think about it; let me see
Nope, there's nothing to say
So I think I'll say, "Nay."
She is such a big nonentity.


The Belgians don't get our respect
Their Government's totally wrecked
The Walloons are Frogs
And the Flemish wear clogs
It's all RC's fault, I suspect.


Bulgarian maggie's a freak
With the smell of her goats does she reek
She talks only of fish
And her rabbit; I wish
She would do what I say and NO SPEAK !!!!!


I think that we all will confess
That Heartssss is the repartee goddess
She outwits with ease
The RCs and meetmes
And she does it with skill and finesse


dutchee's a Dutch person who
Seems always to talk about poo
He won't play or sit
He'll just talk about shit
Until it's nap time; toodle-loo!


We know Sylvia's playing is lame
Her mistakes are always the same
But if you ask her to play
She will sit and she'll say:
'I am is the best Kraut at this game!'


Na_nashi was facing a ban
Cause his limericks they failed to scan
When told this was so
Nashi said, "Yes I know
But my main problem is that whenever I write limericks, I always try to fit as many words into the last line as ever I possibly can."

Space Phantom has been known for a while
Because of his unimitable style.
Quite often he's plastered,
And acts like a bastard
As he climbs to the top of the pile.

How easy for him to be there...
He does it without effort or care.
So yes, he is bad...
But hey, aren't you glad?
Cos without him there'd be nothing there!

So whine about him all that you can,
And question if he's much of a man.
But pause for a while,
examine his style,
And ere long you too will be a fan.