YOU know you are bulgarian when :
1. You don't want to have or do any business with Bulgarians.
2. You started to drink at the age of 12.
3. There is at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to.
4. When you make jokes based on your own tragedy.
5. No one has ever pronounced your name right, and every kid on the block has a different nickname for it.
6. Your father calls you a dummy for not knowing how to do something he can't do either.
7. When you can always smell garlic on your parents breath and they insist that is kills bacteria.
8. Everyone is sure you're Greek or Italian.
9. Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American.
10. You go to a restaurant and you bring your own drinks.
11. It takes over 8 years to finish college.
12. when you pay for only half of the stuff you buy from the store
13. when at home you wear only underwear even if you have guests for dinner
14 .when you have a great engineering mind and have the ability to steal money out of ATM machines
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