I can hardly contain myself about the upcoming royal nuptials. I ordered my bunting in January, already own a Kate and William mug and am stockpiling family-sized tins of Spam for my street party.
Snubbed as I was by Clarence House, I refuse to let the fact I have no invite to the wedding get in the way of my celebrations. It's just a shame the royal families of Eurpoe will miss out on seeing my custom-made fascinator with red, white and blue ostrich feathers, fashioned in a style of the Queen Mum.
Their loss, I say!
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